(Reblogged from presidentbillclinton)

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist)

(Reblogged from stoner-in-disguise)

(Source: chill-4-life)

(Reblogged from stoner-in-disguise)
(Reblogged from distinctmemory)

beinglarawr:

artandcookies:

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

martinekenblog:

Ice Cream Roses

ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME

If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.

"What’s your favourite flower?"
"Ice cream."

(Reblogged from lasagnanipples)
(Reblogged from shopjeen)

I made a devils trap out of flaming duct tape

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

tiny-creeper:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

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i then put supernatural things in it

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and then i laid in it and had a mental breakdown

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Fuck you, Supernatural promo.

Fuck you.

i didn’t spend half an hour and use an entire roll of kickass duct tape for ten notes, guys

come on…

You look like a baby Dean and that makes me so happy.

it makes me happy too

(Reblogged from killyourfuckingjoy)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(Reblogged from lasagnanipples)
(Reblogged from stoner-in-disguise)
(Reblogged from meladoodle)